By: The Midnight Howl
Here’s to next year. But if it’s another gonzo one? gonzo xmas 2022
I didn’t fix it.
Christmas Eve dinner: frozen pizza cut with kitchen shears, a can of cranberry sauce that slid out in one perfect, terrifying cylinder, and a box of wine labeled “Chillable Red.” We ate on paper plates. We toasted to nothing in particular. My cousin showed up in a bathrobe. No one changed. Gonzo Xmas 2022: Embracing Chaos, Consumerism, and the